Rate the wisdom!

Here are a few pearls of advice from my own father. You decide what was wise vs. what was unwise.

• “Here, try the clams.”
• “Best way to get rich is to stay married.” (He’s on wife No. 3. And, for the record, I wasn’t contemplating being unmarried.)
• “No, really, all the guys in France wear these…”
• “Money? You can always make money.”
• “Get a haircut… get a job.”
• “Don’t touch that!”
• “G**damit, stop crying.”
• “Read this.” (Hands over copy of “Jonathan Livingston Seagull”)
• “Read this.” (Hands over copy of “Huckleberry Finn”)
• “You put the salt on the glass before you pour in the….”

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